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The textbook performance of a Washingtonian requires two men, one woman, one standard commode, one beer bong, and one beer. This maneuver begins with one man assuming the normal deuce-dropping position on the commode. The second man proceeds to remove the lid of the toilet and he then climbs onto the shoulders of the seated man for the purpose of executing an upper decker. While this unusual scene is unfolding, a female enters the lavatory with a beer bong and a full beer. She proceeds to prepare the funnel for usage prior to handing it to the man engaged in the upper decker. At this juncture the grand finale is about to reach actualization. The man sitting on the commode takes the beer bong while the man evacuating feces into the tank holds the funnel. The female that provided the funnel to the scat producing duo gets down on her knees and performs a blumpkin on the man.
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