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The correct way of calling out or idenitfying an individual whom is opposed to homosexuality.

Three Men Walk Into A Bar

Randy: Hey Earl, Why didn't you want to give Jim-Bob a hug earlier, you know he's gay; are you Homophobic?

Earl: No Randy... I dont have an irrational fear of Jim-Bob, so I'm not Homophobic- he just makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes!

Randy: Well then, if you arent afraid of him then why have you been avoiding him all night?

Earl: Hmm, Randy, I thought about it and suppose it's because I'm HOMOAVERSIVE. Now I'm going to go and talk to that gorgeous blonde girl over there! Have fun hanging with Jim-Bob!

Randy: Alright smartass, when you bring her back here the next round of drinks are on me!

Jim-Bob: "Haaay Raandy! MR. MAN! Did you watch me sing YMCA and strut my stuff in daisy dukes dancing in these cowboy boots! Wooo-Hoo!"

Earl: ... (He's busy making out with the gorgeous blonde)

Randy: Damn it Earl, you Homoaversive Hunk, You always get the girl, and I never do! Guess I'm buying the next round of drinks..

Jim-Bob: Yoooouu-Hoooo! Raaandy! BIG BOY!

I hooope you REMEMBERED my Apple Martini's!

Randy: (Does the robot approaching Jim-Bob, smiling, holding an Apple Martini in each hand)

The lights go down low on the dance floor while DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO begins to play ...

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