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A country that doesn't exist. Anybody who says they are from Suriname is either a liar, retard, alien, or Guyanese. It's supposed capital is Paramaribo, which is just water in the Atlantic ocean, and the people who tried going there and claiming that it is real got shot , and everyone who tried to take Google Street View images of it got shot as well. It has the oddly named Sipaliwini jungle, whom retards from Pee Pee island named it this. Finally and most famously it's president, Chan Santokhi, (whom you never heard of) is from Bangladesh and therefore is NOT Surinamese. This means that the president never learned that Suriname is just a gulf in the Atlantic ocean always thought it was a country. Dummy.
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