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A person whose cock is on an astronimcall level that can't even compare to how long they've been fatherless, they've had so many nicknames and frequently uses Greg even though that's not even close to their name and are currently having so many crises that they write on Urban Dictionary for fun. They don't have a good sleep schedule but have REALLY good grades, they have a terrible love life aswell. They are in so many fucking fandoms that they might aswell be in all of them, they also secretly have a crush on Hitler and plans to start ww3 and win (i've already planned it out.) They simp for people that aren't even people and ngl kind of weird. But back to the Hitler thing- they secretly have such a crush on Hitler and want a body pillow of him, they are also a communist (great pairing ik). They know to much history and geography for some reason-. They write wattpad fanfiction in their free time because it started off as a joke that their friend made them do (YEAH MEGAN) and now it's not a joke anymore :) please save me. They also died their hair purple at one point and then it turned FUCKING GREEN LIKE HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? AND IT'S NOT COMING OUT IT'S BEEN MONTHS!!!😭

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