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haus (noun): a fancy way of saying "house" that only data trolls use to sound important when talking about where they keep their precious online assets. digital assets are social media accounts lots of data, streaming accounts media consumption data, nutrition & fitness apps health data, etc.. in addition to crypto currencies, NFTs, and other FinTech people already see as digital assets. own your haus
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