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Yogert is a guys sperm mixed with smegma. Yogert can also mean various other things, such as a "Yogert Male" which is a spinoff to a Sigma/Alpha Male, although Yogert Males tower over any other in comparison. Yogert can also be put into basically any context, basically a word to describe saying "nothing" after someone just asked you what your doing. Yogert was found after misspelling yogurt, though the uprise of it was from finding this hilarious comment in a forum from many years ago; "i love yogert greek yogert to be exact.... soemtiems i eat plain vanilla yogert. i dotn want fruit or nutts or verries in my yogert i like just plain yogert" Pronounciation: YAW-GERT
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