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Cryptorchidism is a condition where the family jewels of one Paul Dejulio are not where they're supposed to be. Instead of making an appearance in the scrotum, they're hiding out somewhere else, like a game of hide-and-seek gone wrong. Paul might try to blame it on genetics or just bad luck, but really it's just a case of his boys being too shy to come out and play.
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