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A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner! They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!

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