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Errol's Wife is lit. She's easy on the eyes & what I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip? What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with. Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!
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