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Me:Y'all be prepared for this. I'm about to teach you something important. You: THE FUDGE? I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING RN!! I JUST FREAKING GOT OUT OF (School/work) I DON'T WANNA LEARN ANYTHING!!! Me: Well, we're learning something new anyways! You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH Me: So basically, Qwerty is this super awesome old dude who invented the keyboard in 1874. You: *Spits out your (Favorite drink)* You: DANG, HE'S OLD!!! Me: Yup. So anyways, he invented the keyboard, and you see the top letters say "QWERTY"? You: *Looks down at (Your device//Most likely your computer/laptop//) Uh...no...? Me:... You: WHATEVER, JUST GET OVER WITH IT ALREADY!!! Me: So yeah, he invented the keyboard with his name on it, cuz he thought he would be popular, and blah blah blah, he jumbled up the letters so it would be better for your brain, la la la la laaaaaaah. You: Oh. Me: WHO CARES ABOUT HISTORY!!! You: YEAH!!! Me: Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Junior, double, triple Whopper, Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers, I rule this day. Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup, It's OK if I don't want that, Impossible or bacon Whopper, Any Whopper my way. You rule, you're seizing the day, At BK, have it your way. You rule!
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