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Hail, fellow seekers! I am the Grovewitch of the Galdergrove, the Tsarina Squirrelceress, the Pagan Hermitess of the frith of fables, a Bard of the Order of Bards, Ovates, and Druids, and one of the most interesting people you will ever know. The embodiment of everything Green, an avid Gaian and a staunch advocate for environmentalism.
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