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the killer is the average white male. blonde hair, blue eyes, rich family, and has an incredibly high ego. WELL. the killer is going to make your life living hell. he's going to lead you on, be flirtacious with you all the goddamn time, and when you ask him to be your bf, he's gonna say "no i'm not a pedophile" BITCH YOURE 9 MONTHS OLDER THAN ME GOOD GOD. but anyway, after you and him break off your life is gonna get pretty goddamn boring. so, against your older sister's wishes, you're gonna write a whole apology during study hall with you bestfriend and plan to send it to him on his birthday before school. for this to work, you're also going to leave your phone in your locker until lunch. and keep in mind you don't know what he's gonna say to your paragraph so leading up to the whole shebang, you're gonna be constantly shitting your pants wondering if you actually wanna do it.
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