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A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems. The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy. It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
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