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Student version of a wagie. A miserable loser with no greater ambitions or plans for the future, but has deluded themselves otherwise by rolling with the status quo of attending grade school and/ or possibly a university they hate, expecting their studies to pay off simply because they indulged them in the first place. Pagies waste their early adulthood accumulating debt and stressing over their self made hell of flipping through the pages of a textbook at 3am, ultimately acheiving nothing, all in the name of obtaining a fabled sheepskin at the end of their scholastic tenure- most likely in an overcrowded, dying carrer field they were never all that passionate about in the first place. Ironically, pagies often find themselves stuck working in dead end, low skill wage cages after graduation anyways, since they lack any kind of real qualifications or experience besides their mediocre grades from a time long forgotten and largely irrelevant.
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