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A bong monkey is like a little fairy god mother for stoners. Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music. You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe. At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n. This is the typical work of bong monkeys. Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
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