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Goes to JMU, blonde, blue eyed, plays softball. Her life began several years ago on a cold rainy day, when she fell out of her mom during her time working as a professional lobster enthusiast. Everyday she worked harder and harder to I can’t even think of what to type. I have so many mean and awful things I want to say. Oh well guess I’ll just talk about myself. Right now I’m in Preston and Tadhg’s room, and they’re reading Urban Dictionary. Tadhg has gorgeous, stunning, winter fire blue eyes that are so beautiful I could just drop my pants on the spot. Can I put emojis in this? 😛😛😛 Guess we’ll find out. I’m scared they won’t find this funny cause it’s not very funny. But if I wanna be funny I gotta ruin her life, and I’m not that bad of a person. Urban dictionary defined me as “man meat”, and I can live with that. Preston’s playing some stupid “mobile game 🤓 “ right now and not even writing his own definition. 私はディックが大好き Who else can I bring into this. Wait everyone stop reading and look at me. How do I look? God this is getting stupid. I’m scared. I need to go watch Wednesday.
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