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Harder than a fossil, Surith is the Lord of all Phalli. Oh, mighty Lord of Phalli, with members long and bold, thine manhood doth incite, a sight to behold. Thy phallus reigns supreme, a ruler of the land, a ruler of the hearts, of all who be at hand. According to the wise words of president John F. Kennedy, 'If not Surith, who? If not now, when?'.
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