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Refers to either: (1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or (2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/[insensitive] "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as [spending money] on her, taking her out to dinner, completing [one or more] yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.
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