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Mateja is one of the more unique names found in the magical land of Balkan. Often a sadist at heart, he really means no harm and is a caring person. That is until you cross him, then better prepare yours life insurance payment. This mighty fellow wields intellectual power as his main weapon for surviving guerilla lifestyle of Balkan's society jungle. Introverted fellow is hella kinky and has a libido that can rival racing horses on steroids. His main dish are sweet married or divorced cougars that lone for a real touch of love. Tho a lad is rather picky as he only gets interests in female doctors with attributes right on point.
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