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Fastidiotypocrite - a person and partner (almost always of the male persuasion) who is meticulously concerned about accuracy or detail except when it comes to what's known as “adulting”. This person is incredibly competent in some areas of their life - particularly when it comes to work or social activities or any other highly visible area of their life. They are often described as the “life of the party” and people perceive that "they have it all”. These people are very quick to point out inconsistent or illogical actions in others, but they have a blind spot when it comes to their own illogical shortcomings. These significant, hypocritical, and often idiotic shortcomings are most evident in the areas of household executive functioning, including, but not limited to the following: cooking, grocery shopping, noticing messes, cleaning up messes, starting household projects, finishing household projects, knowing what to do around the house without directions written or spoken at a third-grade comprehension level. Fastidotypocrisy also includes, but is not limited to all of the social aspects of hosting that are generally understood as common courtesy.

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