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The Deef is a very plump and chubby creature bred in the outer islands of Costa Rica. It is said to be very rare, and once any mammal consumes its eggs, that mammal will be granted three wishes. Bob Ross is said to have faked his own death to settle down in Canada and create the biggest Deef farm known to man. 35 known Deef are currently held in captivity in the lowest level of the White House, level -147. The government is experimenting with cross-breeding the Deef to maximize the egg's power before growing and releasing the population back out to the wild. Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.
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