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A head lamp. When primitive camping and end up having to *find a spot" to shit in the middle of the night!!! It helps free up both your hands for when it's time to take care of the paperwork!!! If you've ever had to try and hold a flashlight between your shoulder and cheek so you don't get shit on it you'll realize you need a shit cramp lamp!!!
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