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A jumpy and hyper goose who’s secretly bald. A Maru is very attractive but a huge germaphobe. However, that does not stop her from getting pregnant every week. You will always catch a maru moaning over ice cream. She also loves men with big noses and grey beanies with blue wigs. She is especially fond of crossdressing boys on tiktok.
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