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A dick that flies and fucks people. Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone. Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less. Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob. So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.
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