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If you are lucky enough to see a real Kyrre you will have a once in a lifetime expirience. He will hypnotize you by playing the hitler song on his gituar. After that he will tickle your balls with his long crusty ah beard. No one has ever dared to touch his beard and if you take on the challenge it must be hard to walk because your balls are gigantic. The roumors says that he have a japanese sword in his pants along with his huge shlong, and that he is not afraid to use it. If you want to lure him to your house it is only one way: kiss, the band. He would die to listen to their music and you can often find him masturbaiting to them. he also has a bad record with small girls so i would recomend staying away if that is you. And if he dosent like you he will make you play yellow submarine everyday until you get depression.
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