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An ugly, foul smelling narcissist who prays on good natured individuals. These types are often bi-as-fuck and will fuck and suck anything and anyone to make themselves feel better about their sad existence. They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie. Wank Weasels usually die alone. Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.
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