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The pear haoqi may be found in it's natural habitat, the harker campus most haoqis are in containment around the world and only a handful are still living in the wild. The haoqi subspecies, Haoqis- pears tend to be aggressive towards humans and a human should neve display any aggressive behavior towards it unless they want the haoqi to immediately turn around, bend over and shoot pellets that on the outside appear to be hard and crusty but when it makes contact with the skin, it implodes to fill the victims mouth with juicy, golden-brown delicious mouth watering haoqi shit.
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