Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Store
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
Soccer World Cup nobody. Mentioned in every game, but no-one knows what he looks like or which club he plays for. Appeared in every World Cup since 1974 for twelve different countries, changing his first name to 'Dido', Luma' or some other nondescript to match whichever country he's turned up for. Will replace the 's' in his surname for a 'z' if playing for a South American country. Alveres is mentioned by TV commentators in nearly every World Cup game, but is highly skilled in not doing anything outstanding, bar a few neat passes and the odd header, as to not reveal he's playing in so many teams.
Text fits
Save
Cancel