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Kampfwagen 2.0 is a motorized vehicle used by the infamous Otto Von Vinterhjelm. This vehicle was stolen from the game "My Summer Car" and hence why it is not in the sequel, "My Winter Car". The wagen is said to have been reinforced with kevlar paint and the special gunnhildur armor mix which consists of two parts deep-fried steel, one part plastic, four parts makrell I tomat, and 7 parts diamond. This armor is qualified as the best military and nonmilitary armor ever created. The vehicle is also equipped with two 3-tonne turrets, these turrets are made out of Fabio mix which is 2 parts rainbow juice, one part Brazilian snow, and 3 parts pure radioactive oil. The wagen uses a mix called Tommas Jus used as fuel. This jus is very efficient; just 1 liter is enough fuel to travel 200 miles. This fuel mixture is very expensive, consisting of 100 one-dollar bills, heroin, Pepsi, mentos, piss, beer, anti-bac, and snickers. the Pepsi and mentos are used to create an explosive chemical reaction, the anti-bac is used to make the fuel burnable and the rest are there because Tommas wanted to put them in and because Tommas likes Snickers and beer and he uses the 100 one dollar bills to buy them, but all these ingredients are still essential for the mixture to work.

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