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Destroy Dick December, a challenge where one must nut once for December 1, 2 or the 2nd, and so on, for a total of 496 times in 31 days. It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently. To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
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