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A God of the Prostate Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there... Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there... Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there... Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there... Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there... Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
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