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A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like: -Clumsiness -No life -Decrease in brain cells -No friends -Extreme attraction to men -Trips over empty boxes and backpacks -Bad Grades -Bad taste in music -Being a ripoff Jack Harlow -Uncircumcised -No dad -Has rooster hair -Has unusual fetishes And many more... It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
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