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Very similar to a Hotwife but not necessarily on the same trajectory. Not to be confused by any stereotypical superficial MILF porn has you believing in. Typically they have stretch marks and dropped yet big boobs from having children. Very attractive yet humorous creatures that survive solely on caffeine and wine. That can be prone to making tic-tok dance videos and sharing soulful positive energy social media posts. They can routinely be heard “wanting that D” from their husbands and still cling to prechild bisexual tendencies, but suffer from mass sleep deprivation interfering with all sexual needs.
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