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Lakai is a werid, technology addicted boy who is kinda quiet, somewhat funny and nice but also a bit of a dick. If you compliment him his ego will rise to the size of ur mom that he'll act like a dick towards you. if you want attention, do not expect it from lakai. lakai is weak and believes he is smart, good at sport and singing but really isn't. he's a little bitch. dont put lots of money time and effort into him because if you have high expectations for what you get in return, u will be very let down. how much of a loser can you get. ps he has a small dick but you can't tell him that because he will emotionally die, also his cum is disgusting compared to other guys🤮 As a friend if you try having a normal conversation he will ignore you or make the conversation so awkward or boring you might aswell watch paint dry. which leads me to another dumb thing about lakai - he claims to like watching paint dry?!
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