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noun The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers the valedictory at graduation, normally known as the Valedictorian, is crushed on stage due to the sheer presence of the Uberdictorian. In American colleges and some academies and high schools, the student who pronounces the valedictory oration at the annual commencement or graduating exorcises of his class, is normally sacrificed in the vicinity of the Uberdictorian: usually chosen as the scholar bearing the highest rank in the graduating class, as the best representative, for various reasons, of the whole class, or as otherwise worthy of special distinction with IQ levels over 9000. The Uberdictorian at the apex of academic valor doesn't just know everything, everything knows the Uberdictorian.
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