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Self-proclaimed mayor of the culdesac where he resides. Has his finger on the pulse of what his neighbors are up to. Nobody’s grass is greener, driveway cleaner or has a more polished vehicle. Takes lots of naps. Has many odd quips that occasionally makes sense. Identifies as a 9 year old and claims to be woke. Takes his pants off when he senses danger. Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time. If you know him, you’re lucky.
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