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I love him. My days get 100 times better when he talks to me. I love how he talks to me and calls me funny things that I don’t laugh at that moment but when I leave school I am practically crying laughing. When I joke around with my friend, he always comes in at the most random time to say something about ME. I love Robert. I would do ANYTHING (I mean anything) for him. I’m sure he doesn’t like me back. But if he did, we would get married and jump off a bridge together. If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.
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