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Beware they carry many diseases. There are many of these you can catch in parking lots all around America... A "Penis fish" is any girl in a parking lot over the age of 18. A Penis fish may bite unprovoked unless they are already attached to a man. Penis fish can be caught with bait but you can choose which species you want, if you have money - you get a Gold Digger Penis Fish, cool clothes - you get a Broke Penis Fish, any drugs - you get a Crack Penis Fish, if you put a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on your line, you will get a Hopeless Romantic Penis Fish. Good Luck Fishing my fellow Fisherman...
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