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Malsumis the god of Chaos and Thorns as well as situational inconveniences. Repeatedly used as a recurring joke in Bleach abridged by Project Mouthwash on YouTube. "Imagine that you have cheesecake at a party, and it is filled with bees, this is Malsumis. Now imagine a friend fills the cake with poison to kill the bees but now you have poison cheesecake, this is also Malsumis. So your friend fills the cheesecake with antidote to cure the cheesecake but it also cures some of the bees so now you have a cheesecake full of bees that may or may not sting you. That is Malsumis."
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