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You baffle me... I still don’t know 100% So then I try to read you in person... you are either really good at concealing, I am a shitty detective or I have quite an imagination.... Another opportunity approaching ... I wonder if I need a private detective outfit to assist🤔 This could be it! That is why my detective skills aren’t working! You may be thinking, what do you want me to do? I am not opposed to a romantic fairytale that ends with us happily ever after... not kidding, but kidding.. walk over, scoop me up in your arms and we ride off into the sunset to live happily ever after ❤️❤️❤️
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