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the story of fhartbach is that in 1991 kaliningrad started an independence movement against the soviet union and russia and succeded with it. It is ruled by a horses copse that is constantly moving in a swimming pool, there are 8 high priests watching it from each 45° angle and depending on the horses movement in said pool they determine its will. Fhartbach's capital city is called Schizenhausen after the mental illness of Schizophrenia.
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