Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
Kavous is a rootin tootin gun shooting woman loving badass. They say that any man who sees him is already dead and any woman who sees him is already at his feet. Known as the Brown Ghost, the legendary one true Kavous is said to one day liberate all countries under military occupation and will solve world hunger by yelling at the ground until food grows. The legendary Kavous is said to be so strong that with a single bat of his eyelids, shockwaves are sent across the world. Kavous is a god among men, holding back his true power and waiting for the day that his one true rival, TheLegend27 appears to fight him in mortal combat, at which point it is written that the one true Kavous will cut a hole in TheLegend27's rectum, reach down his throat and shake his own hand.
Text fits
Save
Cancel