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Typically a man/ he/him Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs. Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before. Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder! Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
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