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Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).
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