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The best couple ever. If you ever see Jose and Alyssa DON'T EVER try to break them up. They are the most perfect couple and will always make you laugh. Alyssa is super insecure but Jose makes her feel better about herself. Jose is very depressed but once he meets Alyssa his life changes. A girl named Precious likes Jose. Alyssa is very jealous. Jose says he will never like Precious and that he loves Alyssa only. Don't mess with Alyssa and Jose. YOU WILL PAY!!!
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