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Clavienne is a species of mamal from the gaylord group. Despite its short stature claviennes love to sing, its music has often been described as " cringeworthy" and " death-inducing" nevertheless claviennes sing for up to 12 hours a day in hopes of finding a mate. Finding a mate can take up to 34 years for the clavienne as it often has terrible taste in women. (Claviennes' score once and then never again) They are often found in the wetlands of gayland, philadelphia. If u spot a clavienne in the wild, make sure to smash its guitar/ lute/banjo as they are known to use it violently when threatened.
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