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A Gerdus is problematically privileged, and always disappoints women, but not for the reasons you think (wink). A known flaky Grindr user, a Gerdus always scores (always), is emotionally intelligent, and is the king of small talk. He's the modern day Apollo, that can balance anything on a bike on the way from IKEA, and who always shows up with great baked goods. It must be said however, he is a hazard to your ovetln.
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