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Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He has the power of the true China man. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, and so he is built stronger. He can enter demon mode, and while he is in this mode, no one can stop him. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Although, his one weakness is happy meals. You can easily get him over to your side with a happy meal, or you can trap him in a cage by luring him with happy meals. Although, if you try trapping him he will probably destroy you. This is just his 1st form though... When he eats 69,420 happy meals he learns and masters the happymealgan, which lets him manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, which will make you explode and die. His other forms are still uncertain, but he definitely has more room to expand in power. He is also a good form of transportation, as you can fuel him with happy meals.
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