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Jeffrey is the exact opposite of Adonis. Jeffrey is a boy who is wrong in his ways, he is a boy that overstimulates himself in the realm of modern technology. When Adonis awakes, he ventures into the wilderness, experiences true nature and is grateful for the world around him, however Jeffrey is still laid in bed, continuously scrolling on social media until eventually he sees a picture of a half-naked woman. What does Jeffrey do? Jeffrey begins to masturbate. Don't be like Jeffrey. Be like Adonis.
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