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The friend in your group, that makes the most homosexual comments and advances, but is the straightest person you`ll ever know. He tries to hide his 8'', thick cock inside cargo shorts most of the time but can't escape the looks of the ladies. His biggest secret is his body count, which is unexpectedly low. But don't you mention it in front of him, he'll try to anally interrogate you about the origin of your knowledge!
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